Spray Cream

incase you missed that, the can of cream actually says 'a little less creamy, still very squirty'. The squirt distance IS the most important thing to consider when buying a can of....

Aerosol Cream. Say it out loud.

2008 years of civilisation, I'm really happy we've finally accomplished something of this magnitude.

joshx

Insomnia = 80's movie catch up

I haven't really been sleeping recently, so i've taken to working my way through 80's films.

as follows:

1) My Step Mother Is An Alien

I used to love this film when i was 6.  You know you watch think about those films you love, then you watch them again and they're rubbish. This is that.

2) Three Men and A Baby.

Tom Selleck has a moustache in this. 

This is really famous scene because apparently you can see the ghost of a boy who killed himself on set in the background. Watch at 35 seconds.......looks JUST like a cardboard cut out.

3) Three Men and A Little Lady.

The much revered sequel to Three Men And A Baby. Tom Selleck has moustache in this too.

4) Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I watched this solely becuase Florence and the Machine made a joke about it. I probably watch this film 6 times a year. Any John Hughes film is good really.

5) Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Probably my favourite film ever.

Steve Martin is my god. Forget about all the shit he's made in the last 20 years in the 80's he was amazing. The Jerk, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Roxanne, The Man With 2 Brains

alessi/a prank phone call

Good morning.

This week i've been listening to lots of Alessi. Her voice is astonishing, it's so fragile. i would like to wrap up her voice in cotton wool and keep it in a match box in my back pocket.

Last night i received a prank phone call at midnight.

Here are some choice quotes from the conversation, i'm paraphrasing:

"Josh it's Laura" (i thought it was my pal Laura, it took me about 5 minute to realise it wasn't)

"You're so f**king quirky aren't you, in your little bow tie."

"Why don't you wear some trousers that fit, and wash your hair, and eat some food."

"I'm fingering my nose josh"

"I'm sitting on a round about, naked"

(there was lots of disgustingly perverse sex stuff i wouldn't really feel comfortable about sharing in internet land).

In other news, everyone should buy my friends Blah Blah Blah's single.

Blognot

blogspot is sort of rubbish huh??

listen to F lunaire, i saw him last nigh and he is amazing

magic-pug-van-phil-sausage

1) Yesterday I played Van Aid, it was super fun. I also saw Mumford and Sons twice. They are grrrrrrrrrreat.

2) Why is a pug face so punchable?

Now, admittedly this is a bad example, but try typing in Pug Face into google and you get dogs.

3) Check out my breakfast from the Breakfast Club, it nearly killed me.

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4) I'm writing this in my kitchen, and I am fairly certain that Magic FM has a playlist of 5 songs. They are:

DJ Sammy's version of Bryan Adams' 'heaven'

The Bangles - Eternal Flame

Spandau Ballet - True

Take That - the one about lighting up the stars tonight

Phil Collins - Coming In The Air Tonight

 why does everone hate Phil Collins? He wrote easy lover, thus he is a genius.

josh

spaghetti blogonese

Welcome to my blog! A spaghetti blogonese, of sorts. a good blogging. This is my first ever entry.

Firstly, i think i'll still keep writing on myspace, this just seems like less people are watching here, so it's a trifle funner.

I played at The Amersham Arms last night, it was easily the worst gig i've played in long time. Nothing to do with the lovely promoters, i just played shit. My friend Cibelle says that a gig is like a tennis game, you hit balls into the crowd, and they hit them back. Last night no one was hitting them back, so i started hitting the balls a little softer. I think i should've hit them harder and tried to win in straight sets.

Florence and the Machine played last night too. Boy does she have a great voice.

I'm playing at Van Aid at Nambucca later at 4pm. 

i've been playing a game called dating ariane far too much.

This is how bored i got at my mum's for easter. she was asleep and i had nothing to do:

josh